sexhaver:

"i love you," bono whispers to his wife. "oh honey," she whispers back, "i love you too." bono rolls over in bed and stares at the ceiling as she drifts off to sleep. why cant she love him for who he is and not just his band

(Source: thebrewerpatriot)

heytherenia:

I never realized how overdramatic Zac Efron was until Tumblr. 

heytherenia:

I never realized how overdramatic Zac Efron was until Tumblr. 

(Source: imthepinkukulele)

slippersaremyweakness:

fat-feminist:

frankierofightingsociety:

why doesn’t anywhere sell normal clothes for women? like i want a plain black fuckin sweater not a mohair cross stitch embroidered cropped asymmetrical slouch longline short sleeved drop hem thing with a hole in the back 

can i get an amen

Sorry, we only stock the Amen in size XXS.

heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.


A classic.

A classic.

worldfamousprofessor:

chuckquizmo:

i can’t believe [person] just [verb]ed at the [award show]

i can’t believe GEORGE WASHINGTON CARVER (INVENTOR OF PEANUT BUTTER) just TRANSFORMED INTO A JET PLANE at the ACADEMY AWARDS

(Source: hokeyfright)

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